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Monday, October 15, 2007

Conservative sexual hypocrites – the gift that keeps on giving.


Throw another religious conservative sexual hypocrite log onto the fire. This one comes to us from Montgomery, Alabama.


Reverend Gary Aldridge was found dead in his home in east Montgomery. He was the senior pastor at Thorington Road Baptist Church for the last 15 years.


Gary Aldridge graduated from Liberty University and later worked for the late Jerry Falwell. A former colleague at the school remembered him as well.


“He went on to become one of the deans and the students loved him. He had a tremendous impact on them,” said Dr. Bob Miller of Liberty University.


I guess his friends are going to have a hard time explaining what was going on in Aldridge’s mind at the time he went to meet his maker.


An Alabama minister who died in June of “accidental mechanical asphyxia” was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report.


Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery’s Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died, while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking.


Oh my. It gets better. Aldridge also was found with a condom-covered dildo up his ass.


At least he was practicing safe sex with himself. Shows responsibility.


But I wonder...


Where did he get the dildo — after all it’s illegal to sell them in Alabama.

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Liberals got women the right to vote.

Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote.

Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty.

Liberals ended segregation.

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What did the ignorant conservatives do?

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Every damn one!

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