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Well, I'm FedUp and I'm not taking it any more!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

You Might Be A repulican If.......

  • you think Sarah Palin would be a good presidential material.
  • you watch Fox News and think it's really news. (like you think pro wrestling is really sports)
  • you believe Glenn Beck's tears are for anything but his slumping ratings.
  • you think liberals are out to get your guns.
  • you are a closet homosexual, desire sex with children, can't stay faithful to your marriage or all of the above.
  • you believe science is left wng propaganda.
  • you think bombing for peace is a good idea
  • you believe in democracy at the point of a gun
  • your god can kick everyone else's gods ass.
  • if you thing defending the Constitution and amending the hell out of it are the same thing.
  • you think making the Bush ax cuts permanent is a good thing and you're not rich.
  • you actually believe that the GOP has the best interests of America at heart.
  • if you understand what Sarah Palin is saying.
Feel free to add to this list!
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Posted by Unknown at 12:12 PM

1 comment:

Nota RepugniKKKlan said...

You are a Republican if you believe there is a Democrat Party.

You might be a Republican if you demand all undocumented persons leave the country and then complain when it costs so much to get your car cleaned.

You might be a Republican if you think Big Macs will still cost what they cost when all the undocumented persons are deported.

August 19, 2010 at 12:24 PM

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Liberals got women the right to vote.

Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote.

Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty.

Liberals ended segregation.

Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act and the Voting Rights Act.

Liberals created Medicare.

Liberals passed the Clean Air Act and the Clean Water Act.

What did the ignorant conservatives do?

They opposed them on every one of those things.

Every damn one!

So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, 'Liberal,' as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won't work because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor.