Leave It Up To A Stupid Republican

Things you can count on the Republican leadership to fuck up:

• The deficit.
• Body armor.
• Medicare reform.
• Social Security reform.
• The minimum wage.
• Port security.
• The National Guard.
• Diplomacy.
• The Geneva Conventions.
• Fair elections.
• Clean elections.
• Intelligence.
• Protecting the Constitution.
• Protecting the Bill of Rights.
• Government transparency.
• Oversight.
• Separation of church and state.
• The middle class.
• The poor.
• Tax reform.
• Tax cuts.
• Bankruptcy law.
• Global warming.
• Disaster management.
• Defeating terrorists.
• Saying no to lobbyists.
• Saying yes to public opinion.
• Pre-war planning.
• Post-war planning.
• Competence.
• Civil rights.
• Civil liberties.
• Civil debate.
• Veterans' benefits.
• Hiring based on ability.
• Legal surveillance.
• Morality.
• Energy policy.
• Energy independence.
• End-of-life decisions among spouses.
• Inclusion.
• Learning lessons from history.
• Learning, period.
• Drug policy.
• Fiscal responsibility.
• Trusting the generals.
• Trusting the experts.
• Basic honesty.
• Basic health care.
• Education.
• Creating jobs.
• Keeping CIA operatives' identities secret.
• Catching Osama.
• Playing nice.
• Playing fair.
• Refilling ice cube trays.
• Making paper airplanes.
• Or coffee.
• Tying their shoelaces.
• Making friends.
• Blowing their noses.
• Counting to ten five three.
• Sharing their toys.
• A one car funeral
• Telling the truth.
• Uniting the country.

This is just a short list of things a stupid republican can and will fuck up every god damn time.

Save your country. Vote democrat.