I'm Fed Up and I'm Back!

I am your worst nightmare.

I am a Fed Up American.

I'm a self-confessed techno-utopian left-wing capitalist marketing junkie that loves to push the envelope and pioneer new horizons.

I have no fear and I LOVE a good challenge.

I strive to be number one because coming in second just means that you’re the first loser.

I am lazy to a fault and am always looking for the easier way of doing things. I dare to dream and I enjoy the extreme.

I have a soft heart but a hard hand. I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some midlevel governmental fuckhead taxing the very air that I breathe and bleed me like a gutted dear, draining me of my hard earned cash.

I don’t believe in religion, miracles or divine visions of bible characters that appear in food products or in the form of stains. I don’t believe that anyone EVER died listening to rock music or any other genre of music, except for rap – that shit sucks.

I don’t believe owning a gun makes a person a killer but why would you own a gun if you don’t plan on killing something? I don’t believe that being a minority, woman or member of any group, race or belief in fantasy should qualify you for any special treatment that other people cannot receive. And if being an illegal immigrant is illegal and we know who these people are, why are they not in jail for their illegal activity?

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, or just living in the United States, you'd better speak English motherfucker. I will never use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for any of my unpopular opinions or actions and as a matter of fact I think children suck. Yeah, I said it. They are pains in the ass to their parents and society and if they are to be paraded around in public they better god damned well know how to behave and interact with the public or be subject to arrest and a possible quarantine until they can act properly.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her god or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. I don’t give a shit about what fantasyland you live in. And I sure the fuck don’t want you saving my sole.

My heroes are Anthony Robbins, Donald Trump, and whoever that guy that told Dick Cheney to go fuck himself after Katrina on CNN. I don't hate the rich, I don't pity the poor and I know wrestling is fake so shut the fuck up if I’m watching it already.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut the fuck up about that too.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches and where he gets his money from. I think the cops need to go back to law enforcement and forget about revenue enforcement and I also think they have the right to pull your ass over only if you are breaking the law, not to just harass you about not wearing a seat belt.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it only takes two reasonably intelligent and responsible parents. I don’t give a rats ass if you are a single parent and don’t want to hear that you are. You will not get my sympathy for being irresponsible enough to get knocked up without being positively sure before making the lifetime commitment to your baby daddy.

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, pissed off or pissed on, mad, livid, annoyed, fuming, irritated or irate no matter how desperately the stupid republicunts would like everyone to believe otherwise.

And I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

I am a proud fucking liberal and I excel in places you only dreamed of so don’t try to hurl that label at my feet, 'Liberal,' as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won't work because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor. So fuck yourself.

These are just SOME of the things that make me a Fed Up American so kiss my ass if you don’t like it.