Not So Quiet Acts Of Desperation

We've seen this freak show before.

Crazy ass bullshit attempts to connect PRESIDENT Barack Obama with corrupt or controversial figures in Chicago, followed, then, by a republicunt and establishment media outcry for the president-elect to denounce and reject them.

I'm pretty sure you can tie Obama to the first Daley administration and its attendant corruption.

Also, wasn't Obama somehow connected to Chicago crime boss Al Capone?

And are you going to tell me that Chicago-based Obama was never involved in milking Mrs. O'Leary's arsonist cow?

We just can't be sure, can we?

To be on the safe side, perhaps the president-elect ought to denounce and reject the cow anyway. Forcefully. Several times.

While he's at it, how about rejecting Principal Rooney from the Chicago-based movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Breaking and entering the Bueller household through the dog door? I mean, come on, Mr. President-elect! That's not only a felony but also an abuse of high school administrative power, sir, and you must denounce it.

This all just shows the desperation of a drowning political party going down for the third time, trying any way they can to reach for whatever piece of floatsam debris they could find. But their lungs continue to fill with water while the breath of life slowly escapes them and eventually, their dying, last grasp efforts will be nothing but a laughable memory and America WILL move forward.

As a nation we WILL heal.

As a country we WILL survive.

As people we WILL remember.