Presidential Debate Schedule

Oh I just can't wait for these to take place.

In this corner, is a Harvard graduate, twelve year constitutional law professor from the University of Chicago.

In the other corner, you have sleepy time McShitstain. A bumbling air force pilot that spent most of his military "career" as a Viet Nameese prison bitch.

Here's the schedule for the debates.

First presidential debate Friday, September 26 The University of Mississippi, Oxford, Miss. Jim Lehrer Executive Editor and Anchor, The NewsHour, PBS

Vice presidential debate Thursday, October 2 Washington University in St. Louis, Mo. Gwen Ifill Senior Correspondent, The NewsHour, and Moderator and Managing Editor, Washington Week, PBS

Second presidential debate (town meeting) Tuesday, October 7 Belmont University, Nashville, Tenn. Tom Brokaw Special Correspondent, NBC News

Third presidential debate Wednesday, October 15 Hofstra University, Hempstead, N.Y. Bob Schieffer CBS News Chief Washington Correspondent, and Host, Face the Nation