The dark underbelly of America contains numerous warts, boils, and cancerous tumors, inflicted by that loathsome grimoire of madness that the elected leaders of our nation have become.


Well, I'm FedUp and I'm not taking it any more!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

You Might Be A republicunt IF:

 
  • You think the right to life ends at birth.
  • You think that corporations have more compassion than humans.
  • You think trickle down economics actually trickles down.
  • You understand that getting people to vote on abortion issues will keep you in office and let you pass tax cuts for the upper class
  • You think that the best way to protect people from illegal drugs is to put them in prison.
  • You think "compassionate conservatism" is when you feel sorry for the homeless guy sleeping in the gutter as you step over him on your way to a $1000 a plate fundraiser for Tom Delay.
  • You are opposed to increasing the minimum wage and in favor of repealing taxes on inherited wealth.
  • You are opposed to Affirmative Action in college admissions and attended a private university as a "legacy."
  • You really believe that cutting taxes increases government revenues.
  • You believe in "Liberty and Justice for All" (rich, white, straight men)
  • You rant and rave about Liberals but have never actually met any.
  • You actually think that Fox News does not "spin."
  • You are rotating so fast that you think Fox News is standing still and the rest of the world is spinning.
  • You dodged the draft during Viet Nam (with Daddy's help) and now you question the courage and patriotism of men who came back with medals (and scars) and understand wars are bad.
  • You think that a president lying about getting a blowjob is far more serious than a president lying about the reasons for starting a war.
  • You think it is treasonous for a newspaper to report that the government is lying, using torture, invading someone's privacy or breaking the law but think it's okay for them to expose the identity of a covert CIA agent for partisan purposes.
  • you think that (compared to you), a whiskey-guzzling, coke-sniffing, draft-dodging loser is the cream of the American crop and the best this country could offer up for President.
  • You believe you protect freedom by sacrificing it.
 LET'S HAVE SOME MORE FOLKS

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Liberals got women the right to vote.

Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote.

Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty.

Liberals ended segregation.

Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act and the Voting Rights Act.

Liberals created Medicare.

Liberals passed the Clean Air Act and the Clean Water Act.

What did the ignorant conservatives do?

They opposed them on every one of those things.

Every damn one!

So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, 'Liberal,' as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won't work because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor.