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Saturday, January 8, 2011

YTD TSA BS

Year-to-date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) reveals significant discoveries:
  • Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
  • Transvestites 133
  • Hernias 1,485
  • Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
  • Enlarged Prostates 8,249
  • Breast Implants 59,350
  • Love Connections 1,141
  • Natural Blondes 3
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