- you think Sarah Palin would be a good presidential material.
- you watch Fox News and think it's really news. (like you think pro wrestling is really sports)
- you believe Glenn Beck's tears are for anything but his slumping ratings.
- you think liberals are out to get your guns.
- you are a closet homosexual, desire sex with children, can't stay faithful to your marriage or all of the above.
- you believe science is left wng propaganda.
- you think bombing for peace is a good idea
- you believe in democracy at the point of a gun
- your god can kick everyone else's gods ass.
- if you thing defending the Constitution and amending the hell out of it are the same thing.
- you think making the Bush ax cuts permanent is a good thing and you're not rich.
- you actually believe that the GOP has the best interests of America at heart.
- if you understand what Sarah Palin is saying.
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You are a Republican if you believe there is a Democrat Party.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Republican if you demand all undocumented persons leave the country and then complain when it costs so much to get your car cleaned.
You might be a Republican if you think Big Macs will still cost what they cost when all the undocumented persons are deported.