All In The Family

It has been a stellar week for "Dead Eye Dick" Cheney.


First there was the rather scathing and revealing PBS Frontline show called "Cheney's Law" which aired last night.


Now we find that there is a long lost relative of Cheney's that was discovered by of all people, Dick's lovely (BARF) wife.


It turns out that Cheney is a distant relative to Barak Obama!


At least that was the stunning announcement made yesterday by Lynne Cheney, who said that the very white vice president from Wyoming is in fact the eighth cousin of Obama, the Senate's only African American member.


I bet Dick's head was about to explode when he heard the news. I wonder if Obama will be invited over for dinner during the holidays.

Or maybe Dick will invite him to his next quail hunt.